Stdout Tech Lead

Summary

Lyrics below. You were once a young coder with bright eyes. Now the day is finally here where they call you... Lyrics below. Interviewing is where we measure devs based on confusing algorithm problems that don't represent what they'll ... Lyrics below. Dear tests, deep down we know that you are good...why you gotta be so annoying though?? We swear by TDD ... Lyrics below. "What's the best text editor?" is a great question to set a room full of devs on fire. We are a very opinionated bunch. Lyrics below. Warning!!! Red alert!!! Developer is in the zone. Please do not tap on the glass or make sudden movements. Lyrics below. The promised land of VC-backed startups beckons us with bounties of free LaCroix and potato chips. The free swag ... Lyrics below. A tale as old as Unix time itself: dev pulls hair out over feature that sales promised "major" prospect before checking ... Lyrics below. "How long do you think this will take?" is every developer's favorite question. We try again and again to hone our ... Lyrics below. As a great leader once said, "developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, ... Lyrics below. Tis better to have integrated and lost than never to have integrated at all. (Chorus) You got an app I got an app too ... Lyrics below. The bane of the engineer's existence...ON-CALL! Start off the week all hyped Feeling real bright and optimistic  ... Lyrics below. Onsites sound great until it's time to actually go. Can you just attach an iPad to some wheels and I'll attend virtually? Lyrics below. Yo dawg, I heard you meetings, so I put a meeting on your schedule so we can meet about meetings. Hop into ... Lyrics below. "Hey, you got a sec?" The dreadful after hours Slack message haunts devs for eternity with memories of critical ...