Stdout Conferences

Summary

Lyrics below. As a great leader once said, "developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, ... Lyrics below. Yo dawg, I heard you Lyrics below. Dear tests, deep down we know that you are good...why you gotta be so annoying though?? We swear by TDD ... Lyrics below. Onsites sound great until it's time to actually go. Can you just attach an iPad to some wheels and I'll attend virtually? Lyrics below. The promised land of VC-backed startups beckons us with bounties of free LaCroix and potato chips. The free swag ... Lyrics below. Demo day...dev gladiators engage in glorious combat against spotty wifi and unlucky local bugs. May the demo ... Lyrics below. Interviewing is where we measure devs based on confusing algorithm problems that don't represent what they'll ... Lyrics below. Tis better to have integrated and lost than never to have integrated at all. (Chorus) You got an app I got an app too ... Lyrics below. A tale as old as Unix time itself: dev pulls hair out over feature that sales promised "major" prospect before checking ... Lyrics below. Pairing can be romanticized as two devs absolutely crushing it and giving each other high fives. In reality, it is ... Lyrics below. I just want to get rich without working hard so that I can start a farm and work insanely hard. Is that too much to ask? Lyrics below. Warning!!! Red alert!!! Developer is in the zone. Please do not tap on the glass or make sudden movements. Lyrics below. "Wow, this is some really clean CSS!" said nobody ever. Poor CSS gets ignored time and time again in favor of code ... Lyrics below. "What's the best text editor?" is a great question to set a room full of devs on fire. We are a very opinionated bunch. Lyrics below. The bane of the engineer's existence...ON-CALL! Start off the week all hyped Feeling real bright and optimistic  ...